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As we have said we would like to hear your lawyer jokes!
The Best of the Lawyer JokesA couple on their way to their wedding were involved in a fatal car crash. On arriving at the pearly gates they are asked to wait in a queue to be seen. Whilst waiting they realise that they are very disappointed at having missed the opportunity to marry and wonder if they could get married in Heaven. When it is their turn to register they ask St Peter if they could marry in Heaven. St Peter is dumbfounded and says "I don't know, no one has ever asked that before, if you wait here I'll go and find out for you". The couple sit back down to wait. After two months waiting on their bench they begin to re-examine the question again. "Should we get married?", "what if it doesn't work out?", "what with the eternal nature of Heaven would we have to stay married forever?", "could we get a divorce?" They determine that they will ask St Peter and continue to wait for another month for his return. After a three month wait St Peter finally returns and tells the couple "Good news you can marry in Heaven!" The couple reply by saying that they had had lots of time to think about it and were unsure if they in fact wanted to marry. They were worried about eternity, they then asked "can we divorce in Heaven?" St Peter goes red in the face and very tense. "What is it?" the couple asks. St Peter throws his clip board down on the floor and shouts "Oh COME ON! Now you are just taking the mickey. It took me three months to find a priest up here, do you have any idea how long it would take me to find a Lawyer?"
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